A downloadable game

a shitty rpg where Joel goes to buy milk

and also i made like 45 minutes of soundtrack for it

This is an updated version in honour of the anniversary of this dogshit game, with such amazing new features as:

- The ability to backtrack to previous zones

- Making the long and unfunny jokes even longer and unfunnier

- Added God

- Meow meow :3

- Joel-proofed certain encounters so you can't softlock yourself by saving over your only file.

- Added a post-credits scene

- Fixed the spelling of Leoj's name

- Passive-aggressively changed the game's title card slightly

the game still fucking sucks dont play it

Download

Download
Vargskeleventures V1.31.zip 469 MB

Install instructions

step 1: unzip file

step 2: double click on game.exe in the file to launch game

step 3: question your life choices as to how you ended up playing this garbage

step 4: go outside and do something else

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oh, that’s pretty gangnam style. is vargfren here

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yes

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:)  🇸🇪